Rise To Offend Media - Podcasts


RTO 270 John Kevill

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discuss the shithole that is the linchpin to Gooch's life finally closing their doors, freestyle wrapping, August Ames suicide, and we even got to talk to the brains behind the band "Warbringer", John Kevill.

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RTO 269 Hi Baby Girl

Jozalyn, Gooch, and Pete Joz discuss getting approached by both a psycho alpha male and a puss, the most dickless dude in the world professing his love, Angela Lansbury, and we even got a chance to talk to porn star, Richelle Ryan about her AVN nominations and her love of the New York Football Giants.

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RTO 268 T-HOT

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discuss Gooch fucking up, how Gooch thinks he might have early on-set dementia, Jozalyn getting wrecked in her hometown, Pete learns what a T.H.O.T. is, and whether or not Jozalyn's mom thinks Ric Flair is hot or not.

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267 Love Gun

Kim Faubel filled in admirably for Jozalyn Sharp. She sat in with Gooch and Pete to discuss Kim partying with adult stars, Gene Simmons being a douche, the backlash from sexual allegations, and what star we'd let slide if we heard negative press about them.

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RTO 266 whatever

Gooch, Joz, and Pete discuss news anchors having meltdowns on TV, how to lose weight by having a dog bite your lips off, and the pluses and negatives of having victims speak out on social media. There was a lot going on and now it go on in your ears. Sit back and soak in this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 265 A Hard 10

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discuss Brisco turning 2, Pete pile driving, Jozalyn being sought after in NOLA, Gooch being a shitty human being at sporting events, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO best of volume 1

Gooch, Jozalyn, and Pete decided it was time to deliver a best of compilation. It wasn't easy deciding what made the cut and what didn't, but here's what we came up with. Thanks Guys

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RTO 264 live show

Pete, Gooch, and Jozalyn did another live recording in front of a living audience and the laughs were bountiful. We discussed Gooch's brain being somewhere else, John Gilligan's surgery, Devin Sheffield's fantastic acid trip in San Francisco, Brisco raps about the girl that took his heart ...

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RTO 263 KT Tatara is back

Comedian KT Tatara is welcomed back and the gang couldn't have been happier! We discussed Harvey Weinstein, gay cliche movie scenarios, played smut test, bromances, and so much other unfiltered tom foolery to go around. Do yourself a favor and listen!!!

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RTO 262 Johnny Hits The Slopes

Gooch, Pete, and special fill-in RTO family member, Johnny Hilder discussed the Vegas tragedy, conspiracy theorists, why you should never trust a tarin attendant with screwed up eyes, Johnny doin blow, and a whole assortment of pandemonium on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 261 Jason Harris

Comedian, writer, and creator of "The Defeated" Jason Harris stopped by the show to discuss why he's the most attacked comic in Las Vegas, why Jason rubs people the wrong way, Gooch's temper, another Smut Test, Jozalyn's fetish, and so much more on this comedy packed episode of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 260 Stephen King Loves Coke

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discussed Joz taking the long way to a gig, the real name for amputee porn, Teddy Atlas, Pete loves Asian speak, the top 5 Stephen King loves scenes, filling up a condom, and so much other assorted nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 259 Red Rhapsody

Pete, Joz, and Gooch talked about Jozalyn's high speed chase, Uncle Tony and the Real Doll, Gooch's language of love, Smut Test, whatever our sex personality was, and other assorted madness on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 258 Joz Vs Gravel

Joz is back from the road!!!! The gang discussed Pete's chewing, unsolicited male nudes vs unsolicited female nudes, how to avoid old lesbians trying to kiss you, Joz's hilarious near death experience, Black Wasps, and so much more nonsense that needs to be heard on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 257 The Tit Less Traveled

We covered a lot in this episode!! John Hilder filled in for Jozalyn and we touched on whether or not it's ok to ask a stranger if they wanna see the guy that cuckholded them and other nonsense. It was a doozy!

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Porn star Vicki Chase
RTO 256 Vicki Chase

Porn Star extraordinaire Vicki Chase hung out with RTO and she didn't disappoint. We talked about the most porn star thing she ever did off the clock, unnecessary plastic surgery within the industry, how she got discovered working in a bank, and other naughty discussions...

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RTO 255 Hatch In The Back

We welcome Kim Faubel back on the show and the conversations were filled with debauchery and laughter. We talked about Kim winning awards for the Mimic vibrator she created, surprise party wars, the importance of rhythm, what knocking the bottom out of it really means, and so much more. This is not an episode you wanna miss.

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RTO 254 Denny Vagina Yoga

Denny The Racist, AKA Denny X, AKA Denny Farrakhan stopped by the ol RTO studios to discuss the difference between whether he participated in a gang bang or train, how not to act at an Iron Maiden concert, and Pete being within a few feet of his friend's dad's wiener. There was oodles of tomfoolery that we're sure you'll appreciate on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 253 Fart Slave

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discussed the field trip they took to the Slayer concert where we witnessed someone vomit right into their beer cup and we also think the same guy pooped his pants, the promotional videos Jason Krychek and Penny Poison sent to us, how Gooch's lady farted right before coitus, and so much more debauchery.

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BONUS RTO: RTO Tuesdays Volume 1

This bonus RTO episode features some of our favorite moments from the brand new RTO Tuesdays Comedy Show. Freddy Correa tells the story of why he's uncomfortable watching Paul Giamatti movies, Randall Thompson muses about Las Vegas and his own genitals, Joe Caliz feels like Trump may not be the best person to introduce to aliens, and Kyle Anderson needs to sell his blood...

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RTO 252 King Gypsy Burner

Gooc, Pete, and Jozalyn all had a nice little brouhaha while discussing people eating spaghetti at a comedy show that doesnÕt serve spaghetti, Gooch's wife putting an end to Gooch's stuffy nose, the downside to long pubes, Pete's disdain for Gypsies, and so much more random tomfoolery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 251 copper and wings

Gooch, Jozalyn, and Pete recorded another show in front of a live audience and things got crazy. Jozalyn talks about she hurt her tricep masterbating, Bobby Wayne Stauts talked about the time her and his girlfriend went to a swingers club, Jozalyn's mom played guess those cocks, and Penny Poison and Jason Krychek came on the show and swallowed swords, pull condoms through their nose, and stapled each other. Shit got real!!!

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RTO 250 The Shape

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn discuss shit dick mouth, Jozalyn being scared straight, Def comedy, owning a text message, and we talked with The Shape who has a new album dropping August 4th. Turn it on and soak it in.

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RTO 249 Does a Brandt shit in the lake

Jozalyn was in the bustling metropolis of Miami, Oklahoma so the boys asked RTO extended family members John Hilder and Brandt Tobler to fill in and they performed admirably. We told stories of being called a racial epithet after shitting in lakes and we made a hip hop star out of a spelling bee champion.

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RTO 248 semicolon

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn talk about marijuana being legalized in Nevada, the 10 most racist moments on TV, why some women are killing feminism, and other assorted foolhardy nonsense on this week's RTO.

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Randall Crabmeat Thompson
RTO 247 Randall Crabmeat Thompson

Comedian Randall Thompson stopped by the show to talk the transgender internet mafia, how he got the nickname "Crabmeat", how he doesn't want to be lumped in, Bill Cosby, and much more nonsense you can shake a stick at on this week's Rise To Offend.

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Nick Hawk
RTO 246 Nick Hawk

Author, rapper, motivational speaker, and male escort, Nick Hawk came on the Ol' RTO to discuss confidence, music, Mayweather vs. McGregor, how to talk to women, and about what it takes to be a gigalo on this week's Rise To Offend.

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Broken Hope
RTO 245 Broken Hope

RTO extended family member, Graig Salerno stopped by to talk about Gooch wearing a head sock for some reason, having to record 2 shows because of equipment failures, Jozalyn being hungover, we also got to talk to Jeremy Wagner from "Broken Hope".

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Thanks for the Invite
RTO 244 Thanks For The Invite

The forces of Rise To Offend and Thanks For The Invite collide as Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn welcome Freddy Correa and Roberto Orozco on the show. We talked about Gooch not having cancer, Freddy finding out that women can in fact direct a movie, whether or not "The Friend Zone" is a real thing...

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RTO 243 James Michael
RTO 243 James Michael

Gooch, Jozalyn, and Pete welcome James Michael "The Red Neck Magician" on the ol program. We talked about Gooch not wanting to be a burden, James and the gay porn cruise, the blue eyed curse, and more nonsense than you can shake a baby at on this week's RTO.

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Whitney Peyton
RTO 242 Whitney Peyton

Gooch, Pete, and Jozalyn welcome sex toy designer Kim Faubel on the show to talk about the 'mimic' vibrator, Pete getting married, Gooch and Joz being hi as F at the Crapshoot Comedy Festival, the weirdest question Gooch was asked by a homeless person, and we even talked to rapper, Whitney Peyton...

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Hell or High Water
RTO 241 Hell or High Water

Gooch, Pete, and the new fulltime member of RTO, Jozalyn Sharp discuss how difficult it was to move on from Bobby, why we don't have women finger blast themselves on the show, when a huge dick can be used as a murder weapon, and we talked to Brandon Saller from Hell or High Water.

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Ariana Marie
RTO 240 Ariana Marie

Adult Superstar, Ariana Marie stopped by to hang out with Gooch, Jozalyn, and Pete to discuss how she got in the biz, predators in the adult industry, how her parents found out about her career choice, how she met her husband, and she even did a live read of one of RTO's famous 'porn scripts'.

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RTO 239 Wednesday 13

This week we talk to Wednesday 13 about his new record "Condolences" and Bradon, Pete, and Jozalyn tackle roast jokes, Pimps punching bishops, why the NFL draft is dumb, violent players getting forgiven, and why Pete thinks UFC isn't even a sport.

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RTO 238 You Busted

Comedian and member of the RTO family, Jozalyn Sharp sat in with Gooch and Pete to discuss the problems white folks face when other white people assume you're just like they are, Jozalyn describes how she got 86ed from a casino in Falon...

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RTO 237 Live Show

We recorded another epic live show and our guests didn't disappoint! RTO extended family members Graig Salerno, Buffet Jackson, and Dirk Vermin provided some pretty big laughs and Gangsta Pete and Brisco sang a wonderful parody to Beaty and Beast's "Gaston". Its a must listen!

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RTO 236 Forever Young

Comedian and friend of the show, Matt Markman stopped by to hang with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss Pete Vs The wind, Markman's epic prank call, Bobby tells baseball mom to pound sound, Cher Vs The Hard Rock Casino, and other nonsense that will tantalize your ear drums on this week's RTO.

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RTO 235 Final Drive

Graig Salerno sat in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss Columbian peephole salesman possibly having sex with Graig's pitbull, white dudes that assume you're on their team, Graig and his wild fists, and we even had the pleasure of talking to Jordan from Final Drive. Listen and thank us later!

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RTO 234 Freddy Correa + Bayside

Pete and Gooch welcomes comedian and fellow podcaster, Freddy Correa onto the show to talk about Pete taking his girlfriend to see Deathcab for Cutie, Freddy tells a steamy story about a wild afternoon between him and an orange, and we even talk to Nick from the band 'Bayside'...

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RTO 233 Amaranthe Magnets Are Miracles

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss other artists ripping them off, our friend Brandt Tobler being served with papers, the magic of ICP, and other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 232 BADOOOO

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby did another live recording party in front of an electric audience. Bobby teaches Dexter how to say 'butthole', Brisco County dropped some rhymes for that ass, RTO favorites Jozalyn Sharp and Roberto Orozco stopped to tell some stories and play some games and more debauchery...

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RTO 231 Sam Tallent

Comedian Sam Tallent hung out with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss how to deal with tweekers yelling out the N-word while trying to perform stand-up comedy, how to come in an anarchist community, and Kid Rock possibly running for senate. All this and more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 230 good attention bad attention

Johnny Hilder sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Gooch's 1st girlfriend falling on bad times, homeless man jerking off in a family pizza restaurant, wiping your ass with a treasure troll, and other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 229 Extrapolate My Slurpee

Graig Salerno returns to hang out with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss deadmetalpeople.com, Stephen A. Smith, Bobby being a bed wetter, boys peeing in the house, sports, and Salerno dating an FBI agent on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 228 Bobby Triples Down

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss racism in porn, the 1st champion from Monte Negro, Bobby walks some Christians, Brandon wants to poison social justice warriors, and so much more idiocy on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 227 Moe The Monster Johnson

Porn Star, Moe 'The Monster' Johnson sat in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss his rise to fame, the negatives of having a giant dick, education, and believing in your dreams. All that and more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 226 LIVE

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis recorded a live show from the Time-Out Sports bar with special guests Lisa Hahn, John Hilder, Buffet Jackson, and Ginger. God damn it was fun!

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RTO 225 KT meets Cupcakke

Comedian and RTO favorite, KT Tatara returns to hang with Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss being scammed by Nigerian emails, not having an opinion in LA, Intervention with Robbie, more Cuppcake, and Devil in Oklahoma. We laughed a lot and so will on the next Rise To Offend.

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RTO 224 Roberto Orozco

Comedian Roberto Orozco joined Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss Cuba, social justice warriors, Cupcakke, Pete getting the baby bird, Phil Anselmo, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 223 Shang In There

Comedian and RTO favorite, Shang sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss suicide, Gooch pulling a muscle during an orgasm, Denzal Washington's take on the media, Soulja Boy vs Shia Lebouf, and other hijinks on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 222 Equalitist

Comedian Jozalyn Sharp sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss the worst thing we've ever done, Jozalyn gives her rebuttal to Uncle Tony, Bobby's beard, and other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 221 Uncle Tony

Uncle Tony sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to talk about Uncle Tony being the opposite of feminist, being accurate with a big gulp, Russian nesting doll, and the meanest things that we've done. Give it a listen on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 220 Napalm Death

Johnny Hilder sits in with Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss liberals hurting their own cause, Colin Kaepernick proving Pete right, Gooch almost getting beat up by some rednecks, and we got the opportunity to talk to Barney from Napalm Death. Give it a listen!

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RTO 219 F U Civalization

Gooch, Pete, and comedian John Hilder talk about the election, how Trump came into power, Pete being overly positive, and the power social media can give to the weak on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 218 Bad Omens

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Pete channeling Harvey Fierstein, what dudes the would have sex with, how Bobby applies lotion to baby dicks, little league woes, why social justice warriors are racist, and we even got to talk to Noah from Bad Omens. All this and more on this weeks Rise To Offend.

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RTO 217 Cody fo shody

On this week's RTO Johnny Hilder sits in Pete and Gooch to talk about Gooch getting his medicinal marijuana card, special needs chick with bikini body, McAfee scat, and we even got a chance to chat with metal legend, Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies. We had fun with this one. Give it a listen!

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RTO 216 Mike Muir Suicidal Tendencies

On this week's RTO Johnny Hilder sits in Pete and Gooch to talk about Gooch getting his medicinal marijuana card, special needs chick with bikini body, McAfee scat, and we even got a chance to chat with metal legend, Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies. We had fun with this one. Give it a listen!

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RTO 215 Huntress

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete talk about Gooch drawing deviant pictures when he was younger, Pete babbles about happiness, and we talked to Jill from Huntress.

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RTO 214 Johnny Smith

Johnny Hilder sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss the perfect police shooting, D – protests, the unbreakable Corey Feldman, and we had a nice chat with digital artists Johnny Smith on this week’s Rise To Offend.Website risetooffend.com

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RTO 213 The Double Down Episode

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete recorded another live episode with special guests Dennis Huff and Graig Salerno. We had Brisco County sang a tribute to his dad, talked about Salerno and his Indiana orgy on an Indiana night, and we even played the commercial for the new Stauts Q. Give it a listen!

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RTO 212 Devour The Day

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Gooch being bullied into not using the word 'right' anymore, the Colin Kaepernick fiasco, Bobby's 13 year old stepdaughter being allowed to have a boyfriend, and we talk to Blake from 'Devour The Day' on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 211 Trivium and Brian Scolaro

Comedian Brian Scolaro sits in with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss angry fan mail, Gooch’s overabundance of the word ‘right’, learning what not to eat, shitting in an elevator, and we also talked with Corey from Trivium. It’s a show packed full of chaos on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 210 Letters From The Fire

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss So Cold In The D, Leslie Jones, why you shouldn't talk shit if you don't buy the product, and we talked with Alexa from Letters From The Fire on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 209 Ziggy StarSpajic

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss fake emails, Bobby being a dad for a year, lady screaming at a pervert, Pete's inability to throw a punch, Ground Control to Major Cunt, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 208 Corset full of vomit

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis shared tons of laughs with comedians Jozalyn Sharp + Gabe Lopez along with Rise To Offend faithful. We discussed Gooch getting an Ultrasound on his balls, the ‘Freaky Friday’ movie, know your RTO with fans, how Jozalyn Sharp managed to wake up underneath an overpass...

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RTO 207 Spajic lives matter

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Bobby being a dummy, Pete getting discriminated against, stumpy porn, Gooch doing standup in front of the kids, women love Ikea, 1st 48, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 206 Penny Poison Jason Krychek

Penny Poison and Jason Krychek joined Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss Pete's girlfriend thinking Bobby was right, Gooch getting recognized at the doctor's office, the weirdest present Penny has been given, Jason and European prostitutes, and so much on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 205 Bobby Wayne SNITCH

RTO favorite, comedian Graig Salerno joins the boys to talk about accidentally sending a dick pic to a family member, Gooch eating at LP's, Salerno working for the Russian Mob, the tragedies that happened in Minnesota, Baton Rouge, and Dallas and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 204 shut up shut up shut up

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss the Cleveland Cavaliers becoming champs, Gooch vs the Indian call center, Bobby vs Hollywood, and other random nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 203 Joe Biden lookin ass

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss being racists while roasting your friends, shit triggering a laugh, Bobby pretending to be his baby momma while texting her ex, and Pete gets on his high horse again.

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RTO 202 Connor McSpadden

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete were joined by comedian Connor McSpadden. Connor came on and talked about 'Burn Booth', getting pegged, and we played some games that originated from his podcast 'The Mean Boys Podcast'.

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RTO 201 Welcome to Primetime Bitch

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby sit down to discuss Gooch's bad nut, slasher flicks in the 80's, the depression that comes with being a Cleveland sports fan, and so much other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 200 Memory Lane

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis celebrated their 200th with the RTO faithful! We took a trip down memory lane, played know your RTO with Sparks, guess that race with Buffet Jackson, guess those cocks with Alex Just Alex, and Graig Salerno came on and told us one of his epic stories!! Give it a listen and thanks for the support.

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RTO 199 go ahead and jump

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss how to tell your cheating husband you have HIV, the video Gooch's wife took of drunk Gooch, we explain what Mansplaining is and the idiots that use it sentences, and other gibberish on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 198 Roy Jones Jr

The boys got the opportunity to interview boxing great, Roy Jones Jr. Roy talks about the 1st time he lost a press conference and the drive he still has to one day be a champion again. Before that RTO read one of the greatest fan emails from Mr. Jay-Ease where he discusses being used in a cuckold session.

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RTO 197 Affiance

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete talk about the good words you can not use to describe your baby, Pete tells us a tale about red pubes, transgender bathroom debacle, and Gooch interviews Dennis from Affiance. Stuff us in your ears.

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RTO Derek 196 Hess & Brandt Tobler

The boys of RTO had comedian Brandt Tobler on to talk about genki, Purple Rain, Brandt's battle with rental car companies, when to ditch a bad friend, and we had artist Derek Hess call into the show. Give it a listen!

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RTO 195 Penny Poison

During the live recording Gooch, Pete, and Dennis Huff discussed Pete's baby being a hard core G, Alex Just Alex wowed us a giant poop story, played guess the gag, and Penny Poison stole our hearts with stories of octopus and squid porn. It was and amazing experience.

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RTO 194 Richie from Incite

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss stereotypes and how they can be beneficial, shitting in a soda machine, the rules of pimpin, and they talked to Richie Cavalera from Incite. Give it a listen and be happy you did!

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RTO 193 Lou from Palisades

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss removing a dick shaped root from a man's anus, brokenandcrazy.com, the multiple times Pete has seen his African American friends having sex, and we talked with Lou from the band Palisades.

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RTO 192 Royal Thunder

Johnny Hilder sat in with Gooch and Pete and we discussed Pete putting women in the friend zone, which brother Johnny dislikes the most, and we also talked to Josh from Royal Thunder. Give it a listen!!

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RTO 191 Whitney Peyton

Hip-Hop Artist, Whitney Peyton called into RTO and talked about not being the stereotypical rapper, her future goals, and the state of Hip-hop.

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RTO 190 Bryan and Kyle The Sword

In this episode Gooch, Pete, and Bobby discuss women doing nasty thing, working in fast food, and Pete and Gooch interviewed Bryan and Keith from The Sword. You're gonna love it! Thanks for listening!

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RTO 189 Aaron from Underoath

Aaron from Underoath came on the show to talk about how the band got back together, whether or not this will stay permanent, and what he would change in America. Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Pete grabbing a girls boobs out of fear, his brother beating up a grown man at age 12, and other random nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 188 Queef Cloud

We recorded a live episode at the Time-Out Sports Bar. Dennis Huff stopped by to discuss him setting some punks straight by sounding like his dad and we played guess those cocks. Then Graig Salerno sat in and told one of the best drunk date stories we've ever heard. Check it out!!

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RTO 187 Mia Isabella

Former TS pornstar extraordinaire Mia Isabella stopped by to teach us about the transgender lifestyles and to touch on all the publicity she received after her involvements with Colin Kaepernick and Tyga. Then the boys decided to breakdown certain racial epithets and Bobby talks about being a little league baseball coach.

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RTO 186 Frank Mir + Hilder hardly knew year

Comedian and RTO favorite, John Hilder sat in with the boys to discuss the new Ghostbusters abortion that's coming to theaters, what to do when a woman cries during sex, and Revenge of the nerds. Gooch interviews UFC's Frank Mir. He talked about Connor McGregor and his upcoming fight...

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RTO 185 Dead Kennedys and Salerno Save AZ

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby sit down with comedian Graig Salerno to talk about Gooch accidentally texting Graig 'I love you', Gooch passing out, God Bless Arizona, Salerno in jail, and Gooch interviews East Bay Ray from the Dead Kennedys. You won't wanna miss this edition of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 184 Rainbow Spajic and The Haunted

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby discuss the Walking Dead not being funny enough for Pete, Pete always being happy, Gooch always not being happy, girls who cry while giving head, ways women can get a man to marry you, and so much more on this edition of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 183 Cradle of Filth & Thai Rivera

Comedian Thai Rivera sat in with Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss Thai’s hookups on Grinder, hooking with a priest, Bobby making a lot of money as a bear, Gooch talking to himself, and so much more on this episode of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 182 David and Nick from Havok

David and Nick sat down with Pete and Gooch to discuss South Park, the government dumbing us down, America not being the only country that matters, standup influences, and what they hope 'Havok' can achieve. These guys were great and you're gonna love this episode of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 181 Butcher Babies Make It Halpin

Pete talks metal with the Butcher Babies and comedian Shawn Halpin hung out with the boys and discussed weird things to do to keep your relationship fresh and Pete explains why farting in front of your woman keeps his sex life alive on the latest Rise To Offend.

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RTO 180 Goodbye Sophia Locke

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby recorded RTO in front of live audience with special guests Gabe Lopez and Sophia Locke. We made fun of Bobby for being hi, talked about how Gooch tortures his wife by relentlessly saying 'MY DICK', Gabe Lopez played 'Guess Those Cocks', and we said 'until next time' to Sophia Locke who is leaving Vegas to conquer Seattle.

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RTO 179 owl vs 7 year old

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Bobby's baby sounding like a wookie, Dr. Seusspajic, Bobby fucks a special needs person, Gooch's Chihuahua almost biting Gooch's face off, Pete flushing a dog, Roy Jones not riding off into the sunset on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 178 David & Conan from Exmortus

David + Conan from Exmortus hung out with Pete and Gooch to discuss cum gums, not letting someone put their finger in your butt, the difficulties that come with being in a band, failing at trying not to drink at shows, and an array of other tom foolery on the latest Rise To Offend.

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RTO 177 Warbringer John Kevill

Frontman for the thrash metal band, John Kevill stopped by RTO to talk about why he could only murder and not rape, the reasons 3 members of Warbringer all left in 2014, his dislike for celebrity worship, his love for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO Best of Porn Scripts!

As an early valentines day present, Petar Spajic gathered up some of the Porn Script reads we did with our porn star friends Sophia Locke, Silvia Saige, and Wesley Woods. We even including some reading of 'Thugs and the women that love them' just because. Enjoy!

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RTO 176 Marty Jannetty from 'The Rockers'

Former WWE/WWF superstar Marty Jannetty sits down with RTO to discuss what broke up 'The Rockers', stalkers, injuries, partying, the Iron Shiek, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 175 Kate Quigley

Comedian Kate Quigley stops by to discuss hosting the 2016 AVNs here in Vegas, whether or not she could date a porn star, being married so young, Pete being the victim of a snowball, 'rape anniversary', and other debauchery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 174 Peter Dinklage of episodes

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete the Trump song, Pete's dad crushing spiders, The Room, Frozone, Chilly Willy, and so much other debauchery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 173 Special appearances

We have very special appearances by extended members of the RTO family, Dennis Huff and Johnny Hilder. Gooch and Pete apologize for the last episode being so bad, Gooch explains why he feels like a sellout, Johnny Hilder's sexual conquest, Dennis Huff being the father of a teenager.

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RTO 172 Comedian Steve Hofstetter

Comedian Steve Hofstetter stops by the show to discuss his passion for comedy, what he would like to apologize to Larry The Cable Guy for, how to make a murderer, and other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 171 Plaid vs. Flannel

Gooch and Bobby finally bend Pete to their will, Bobby explains the difference between plaid and flannel, Camp Shitty Spajic, a tribute to lemmy, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 170 Shang Strikes Back

National Headlining Comedian, Shang returns to Rise To Offend to discuss necrophilia, punk rock being dead, why dressing up as a cowboy with your son every year is a bad idea, and other random debauchery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 169 Comedian James Mattern

Comedian James Mattern stops by the show to talk about the term 'black comedy', Pete being the Jessica Simpson of RTO, TV shows then and now, and so much more great content on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 168 Pete learns what constipation is

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss why the opinions on the show are the same ones from previous episodes, Gooch and Bobby have to explain to Pete what constipation is, straight dudes doing gay porn, and other topics that will blow your mind on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 167 Live from the Time Out Sports Bar and Grill

This episode was packed with greatness!! Silvia Saige came on an talked about being an 'anal fiend', then gay pornstar Wesley Woods came on and talked about his life in the business and he even read for a gay porn script along with Silvia, and the Dirk Vermin talked about the Punk Rock lifestyle and describes why he can't live a lie!

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RTO 166 Ghost Genitals

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss ghost genitals, Pete's son not laughing, the Chicago cop being charged with 1st degree murder, and much more opinion based nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 165 Paranormal investigator

RTO welcomes Justin Cimock on the show to discuss being a paranormal investigator. Then the boys discuss the Syrian refugees, why Gooch yells at Pete, Pete's son shitting, why movie sequels that it took 20 years to make suck, and so much more on this week's edition of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 164 Jordan Hoss from "Franks and Deans"

Jordan Hoss from "Franks and Deans" sat down with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss selling out, the Double Down Saloon, drinking way too much, the tragedy that took place in Paris, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 163 Brisco is here!

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Pete's brand new son, Pete's mom testing his patience, Bashir Fagina, where not to take a baby, Peter Popoff, and so much other hilarity on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 162 Comedian, Vince Morris joins RTO

Comedian, Vince Morris hung out with Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss whether or not Gooch has Asperger syndrome, Walmart employees chanting before going to work, Halloween whores, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 161 Live at TimeOut sports bar and grill

The boys had so many guests that took part in RTO's brand of debauchery. Lisa Hahn (Gooch's wife), Jozalyn Sharp, Sparks (from sparksradio.com and KOMP 92.3), Dennis Huff (RTO Co-Founder), and Graig Salerno. Such a good time packed with plenty of laughs. Do yourself a favor and hear it for yourself.

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RTO 160 KOMP 92.3's Carlota

KOMP 92.3's Carlota joined the boys of RTO to discuss being and why it doesn't matter, being pressured to abide, crazy women, Bobby breaks down the bible, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 159 New episode of OZ

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss the new episode of OZ, whether it's OK for you to sleep with someone while you're wife/girlfriend is in a coma, Techno music, and other hijinks on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 158 Sexy Cam Girl Sophia Locke

Porn Star/Cam Girl Sophia Locke sits in with Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss Pete saying 'Yummy', Bobby thinking Wendy's has the best vegetables, Gooch falling for a Facebook hoax, porn scripts, and what we do if we went to jail. It's the episode that keeps on giving on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 157 Comedian Graig Salerno joins RTO

Comedian Graig Salerno joins Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss Pete fat shaming Bobby, politically correctness is evil, Graig talks about his run in with a gentleman at a stripclub bathroom, and his high speed cop chase, and so much more hilarity on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 156 After a 2 week hiatus Rise To Offend returns

After a 2 week hiatus Rise To Offend returns. Gooch and Pete (Bobby had dad duty) discuss fat shaming, bald shaming, why Gooch loves shrooms, Pete always being happy, Tango & Cash, fan mail, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 155 Live from the Time Out Sports Bar and Grill

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete did another live recording in front of the RTO faithful. We had Ali Lerman and Buffet Jackson on the show to discuss the case of the mystery jizz, dick pics, when white women can say the "N" word, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 154 Comedian Jim Florentine joins RTO

Comedian Jim Florentine joins the boys of RTO to discuss Bobby's new baby, saying inappropriate things to people you thought were someone else, a guy who has sex with himself, Jim's buddy who got oral sex from a fish, mean things women have done to us, and so much more titillating conversation on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 153 Bobby's giant baby

Gooch, Pete, and Bobby discuss Bobby's giant baby, losing friends on Facebook, the Rade Zone techno remix, Bobby having to fire someone, running a marathon while on their period, and so much more ballyhoo on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 152 Brian Scolero stops by the show

Comedian Brian Scolero stopped by the show to discuss the debacle that was Bobby's roast, what to do when a man with a tin foil hat rushes the stage, where to put your hands while being raped, feminism, and an array of other tomfoolery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 151 Diaz Mackie joins RTO

Diaz Mackie joined Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss dick-notizing women, doing Coke in Utah, ecstasy at the open mic, Gooch dropped a $9 beer, and many other tales on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 150 RTO celebrated their 150th episode!

RTO celebrated their 150th episode by doing a live recording party at the Time Out Sports Bar with special guests John Hilder, Sophia Locke, Silvia Saige, and the return of Dennis Huff. We talked about, ridiculous things porn stars say, and much more this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 149 Brandt Tobler joins the boys of RTO

Brandt Tobler joins the boys of RTO to discuss Brandt running the MALLfia, T-Shirts you should not be wearing to our show, attacking people on facebook, the highs and lows of having dreams, what to do with a rental car, and so much more insanity on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 148 The downside to booking a guest

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss the downside to booking a guest, Bobby's techno hit, Gooch not being that into porn, Bobby's kids clogging up the toilet and much more shenanigans on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 147 Silvia Saige

Pornstar and Comedian Silvia Saige joins Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss the industry, mean people on twitter, accidents on set, things to do when you live in a small town, and other hilarious instances on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 146 John Hilder (reprise)

Comedian John Hilder fills in for Pete this week to discuss getting older, wasting your life, having a love affair with marijuana, Johnny having sex with married woman, staying shitty hotels, gay marriage, and other stupidity on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 145 RTO's favorite and porn start extraordinaire

RTO's favorite and porn start extraordinaire, Sophia Locke joins the boys to discuss Sophia getting electrocuted, getting a role in Strok'emon, Sophia's tweets, Gooch's dad, wresting, the Charleston massacre, and much more debauchery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 144 The "Real" Blindside

Bobby, and Pete discuss the "Real" Blindside, people taking video at concerts, our women not being impressed with us, overdosing on "Big Jim and the Twins", new 50 Shades, politician watching porn during a debate, and other tomfoolery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 143 Gemma Jaxx joins RTO

Gemma Jaxx the creator of #holdacokewithyourboobschallenge sits down with the boys, Gooch discusses the ol slipperoo, singing to women, Mike D and Screech, and other shenanigans on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 142 Josh Duggar, fatherhood, drunk Canadians, and more.

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Josh Duggar, Bobby's transition into fatherhood, drunk Canadians, Gooch at career day, Bashir Fagina, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 141 Comedian Jesus Trejo joins RTO

Comedian Jesus Trejo joins RTO to discuss being bullied, Pete's backward logic, the roast battles, and other insanity on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 140 Pete, Gooch, and Bobby discuss Pete becoming a father

Pete, Gooch, and Bobby discuss Pete becoming a father, Bobby on a reality TV show, Gooch no getting any BJs for at least 2 years, transgender mascots, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 139 Comedian, Buffet Jackson joins RTO

Comedian, Buffet Jackson joins Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss his hatred of the internet, Mayweather Vs. Pacquiao, The Grim Sleeper documentary, the Baltimore protests, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 138 Comedian KT Tatara joins RTO

Comedian KT Tatara joins Gooch and Pete to discuss going through puberty, The Jerk Off King, John Lithgow and the runaway pancake, being the recipient of a woman's 1st BJ, the problems with the world, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 137 John Hilder joins 'RTO'(Reprise)

Gooch, Pete, and fill in guest, John Hilder discuss Gooch's mom listening to last week's episode, John's mom commenting on the size of John's bulge, putting shit in a Russian mailbox, Maximum Overdrive, and so much more on this week's edition of Rise To Offend.com.

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RTO 136 John Hilder joins 'RTO'

Comedian John Hilder joins 'RTO' Jean Claude Van Damn, cats having natural soap in their mouths, sex mishaps, being attacked by homeless Jesus, and other hilarious nonsense that you're not gonna wanna miss on this week's 'Rise To Offend'.

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RTO 135 Sophia Locke with tales of double penetration

Pornstar, Sophia Locke comes into the RTO studio to delight us with tales of getting double penetrated and other stories she decided share with us. We had a great time. So don't even think about missing out on this week's episode of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 134 Comedian Jimmy Shubert joins RTO

Comedian Jimmy Shubert comes by the show to discuss comedy and the book 'Thugs and the Women Who Love Them'.

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RTO 133 Comedian Chris Porter sits down with RTO

Comedian Chris Porter sits down with RTO to discuss the creativity tweekers, the state of Rock music, hanging with Kid Rock, facebook conflicts, and other shenanigans on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 132 Steve 'Mudflap' McGrew joins RTO

Comedian Steve 'Mudflap' McGrew joins Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss comedy, fat shaming, the difficulty of doing a show with someone you don't like, Mom jeans, Bobby on shrooms, Sigma Alpha Epsilon's racist chant, and other nonsense on this weeks's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 131 Gooch at the gay bar

Gooch, Bobby, and Pete discuss Gooch at the gay bar, Chocolate face, women peeing with the door open, Gooch's wife questioning him on doing heroin, rape in India, Vanilla Ice on BET, and other outlandish debauchery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 130 'Wrestling Compadres', Jonny Loquasto

Comedian and co-host of the podcast 'Wrestling Compadres', Jonny Loquasto joins Gooch, Bobby, and Pete to discuss 'Faith No More', defying the wrestling fan stereo-type, God watching you touch yourself, dirty texting, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 129 Comedian Shang sits in with RTO

Comedian Shang sits down with Gooch, Pete, and Bobby to discuss Shang being provocative, Bobby having a baby boy on the way, Afroman's one hit, social media, penis reduction surgery, young people in their 20's being dumb, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 128 RTO Welcomes Bobby Wayne Stauts

Gooch, Pete, and our new friend, Bobby Wayne Stauts discuss hot trannies, Gooch getting a shitty tattoo, the Florida man documentary, wrasslin, and other random nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 127 Dennis Huff walks away from 'RTO'

Dennis Huff walks away from 'RTO'. Gooch, Pete, and Dennis reminisce over Huff's greatest moments on the show, Gooch plays a tribute, Pete pays a tweaker $100 to just walk away, King Abdullah, and other nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 126 Bobby Wayne Stauts (reprise)

Comedian Bobby Wayne Stauts at in with boys of RTO to discuss shitty hecklers, good hecklers, becoming a father, jizz in Starbucks coffee, Pete being blissfully ignorant, and much much more on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 125th Barry Funkhouser joins RTO

Barry Funkhouser joins Gooch, Dennis, and Pete to discuss DVDA, having your pubes yanked on, dealing with dumb roommates, Pete being boring, and an array of other topics on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 124th episode at the Time Out Sports Bar

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis celebrated their 124th episode at the Time Out Sports Bar in front of a live audience. They discussed Dennis's fuckhole, interviewed Gooch's wife and Pete's girlfriend, they played guess that race, the disgusting picture game, and so much more. It was a great time and a great show.

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RTO 123 The gayest thing we've ever done

Huff, and Pete discuss the gayest thing we've ever done, Gooch and Mrs. Gooch and the synchronized dookie session, Gooch giving himself a prostate exam, the romanticism of the batwing, racist billboards, shape-shifting jews, and other anomalies on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 122 What to do when your wife farts

Pete, Gooch, and Dennis discuss what to do when your wife farts, Pete's co-worker stabbing someone at work, Farrah Abraham's face, Mia Khalifa, how to smuggle a gun in your vagina, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend

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RTO 121 Nazi Porn

Gooch, and Pete discuss Pete and the Nazi Porn, Dennis almost killing a coworker, Gooch and his ingrown ass hairs, and plenty of other shenanigans on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 120 Overheating during sex

Dennis, Gooch, and Huff discuss Gooch overheating during sex, Pete shooshing his girlfriend, Dennis reviews 'Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas', the Sony hackers, scorpion bombs, old people catching STDs, men being bigger idiots than women, and much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 119 RTO's lack of knowledge

Gooch, Pete, and Huff discuss RTO's lack of knowledge, Huff's love of the word 'Jizz', movies, Huff's truck, Pete and the nazi porn, decapitating yourself, family living with corpse, and so much more on this week's edition of Rise To Offend.

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RTO 118 Pete being a communist

The boys from RTO discuss Pete being a communist, watching Porn with your significant other, nasty tits, getting revenge against your ex, why Romina Garcia likes getting punched, bi-genders, the fart pill, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 117 Fan mail

Gooch, Dennis, and Petar read some fan mail, talk about tweakers, play the meme game, men having tongue rings, the Ferguson verdict, schools lowering the bar, and other whacky hijinks on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 116 The right time to have sex in a car

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss the right time to have sex in a car, romance, strippers being paid an hourly wage, breakup text message, and other random nonsense on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 115 Dennis in We-Ho

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis discuss Dennis in We-Ho, Jesus and his anti-gay touch, the truth with Retard Joe, TYB, women on magazines, and so much more on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 114 Prison beans

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss prison beans, the perks of keeping a bottle of urine in your car, Bashir Fagina gigalo for hire, tinder, how woman can improve their sex drive, why being a fireman is awesome, and other tidbits on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 113 Bosnian Romance

Dennis, Pete, and Gooch discuss Bosnian romance, Dennis getting his class ring back after over 20 years, Cum shirt part 2, Honey boo boo, the possibility of Dr. Huxtable being a rapist, and other shenanigans on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 112 Try not to swear

This week Gooch, Dennis, and Pete try to not swear and fail miserably, Gooch talks about his Hawaiian vacation, the effects of weed, knuckle dusting a turd, special needs Disney princess, and other nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend

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RTO 111 Matt Donnelly

Comedian Matt Donnelly from the Matt and Mattingley’s Ice Cream Social and Penn’s Sunday School #Podcast joins ‘Rise To Offend’ to discuss the difference between Improv and Stand-up comedy, working with Penn Jillette, and he even teaches the boys a thing or 3 about Improv. Give it a listen and be thankful on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 110 Corey Taylor

Corey Taylor Lead singer for Slipknot and Stone Sour, Corey Taylor joins sits down for an interview with Gooch to discuss Knotfest 2014, being an actor, rumors involving former Slipknot drummer Joey Jordison, and his disdain for Nikki Minaj. Then the boys of RTO discuss promo girls, Scroguard, and other assorted nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 109 Bobby Wayne Stauts

Comedian Bobby Wayne Stauts stops by to give Gooch some marriage advice, discuss how to handle your things and other things. This is just extra text to see how much i can shove in her before the website explodes....

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RTO 108 Bob Saget

Bob Saget sits down for an interview with Gooch to discuss his new book, Robin Williams, a possible Full House reunion, the struggle with being an artist, and sleeping with John Stamos. Then the boys discuss Gooch almost killing comedian Chris Porter, Pete being unhappy with Gooch’s narration of Pete’s porno script, and more mudslinging ads on this week’s...

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RTO 107 Sophia Locke

Sophia Locke Cam Girl/Porn Star Sophia Locke came into the studio to discus Gooch’s inability to properly pronounce numbers, having sex on camera while in a committed relationship, Pete writes a porno script, best sex position for guys with back pain, and other random nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 106 John Hilder

John Hilder Comedian John Hilder joins the boys of Rise To Offend to discuss his devious sexual appetite, Gooch discovers what an anti-Semite is, how long would it take to fill a dumpster all the way up with Jizz, boob aide and so much more on this week’s RTO. Risetooffend.com.

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RTO 105 Chris Kael

Chris Kael from Five Finger Death Punch joins the boys from Rise To Offend to discuss chasing your dream, how to treat the fans, writing process behind ffdp, Headbanger Whiskey, and other Rock’N Roll related topics on this week’s Rise To Offend. risetooffend@gmail.com.

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RTO 104 Rick DeJesus

Rick DeJesus from Adelitas Way joins the boys from RTO to give us a very insightful inside look into the world of Rock N’ Roll and what it takes to stay in the game. If you’ve ever wanted to pick up a guitar and rock for a living, you might wanna listen to this interview first.

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RTO 103 Sam Tripoli

Comedian Sam Tripoli joins the boys of RTO to discuss little people strippers, crazy comic stories, drug abuse, Ferguson, and the comedy scene in Los Angeles after the passing of Robin Williams. Get ready for the passion of Sam Tripoli in this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 102 Matt Markman

Gooch, Dennis, Pete, and our special guest Matt Markman discuss the cable guy and Pete’s cum shirt, Christy Mack Vs War Machine, Robin Williams, shitting in the pool, dying with a vibrator up your ass, preacher trying to have sex with a dog, and other random tom foolery on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 101 Discussing the 100th episode party

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss the 100th episode party, singing karaoke, fetish party, Pete’s Cum Shirt, our friend’s angry wife, crazy news stories, and other below the brow humor on this week’s RTO.

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RTO 100 Recorded in front of a live audience

The RTO boys recorded episode 100 in front of a live audience for the 1st time at the Time Out Sports Bar. They discussed Gooch’s mustache, sharting at the gym, Gooch saying something stupid in front of the boss, guess that race with members of the audience, the return of the mudslinging ads and much more uncensored ballyhoo in this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 99D Welfare

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss welfare, hanging Gooch hanging with his fiancé’s friends, Dennis and the ghost shart, Gooch’s dog shitting on bushes, Pete and the magic mouthwash, guy who didn’t cum for 100 days, tattoing your teeth, and other amazing fodder in this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 99C Being rude around new people

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss being rude around new people, saying things that ruin sex, rapper explains why he cut of his penis, rodeo promoter getting gored, Pat Robertson, things girls hate, smelling farts, and other assorted craziness on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 99B Going to see Queen

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Gooch going to see Queen, going to the dentist, Vine videos, surprise sack game, pook a boo with your asshole, crack head viral video, running of the bulls, woman in logging competitions, and other assorted craziness on this week’s RTO.

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RTO 99A Cam Girls

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis invite cam girls Sopia Locke (@SophiaLocke), Laughing Lux (@LuxMFC), Ginger Meadows (@Gingervitis23), and Abbey Rhode (@Abbey_Rhode) into the studio. We learned a lot. Give it a listen.

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RTO 98 EDC fans

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis discuss EDC fans, Pete’s court case, Dennis the hypocrite, Book of Mormon, Atheism, Christian Preacher claiming that incest is worse than gay sex, Boka Harem, suicide at the Golden Gate Bridge, and other calamity on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 97 Afraid of the awful picture game

Gooch, and Pete discuss Pete being afraid of the awful picture game, dumb T-shirts, Sherriff Huff, Dennis and the little whore, guys with no arms fighting, Bashir Fagina, pre-sex contracts, free pregnancy tests, 12 hour sex marathon, cool kids, and other nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 96 Pete being offended

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete talk about Pete being offended, Dr. Seuss, gun control, and Miss Nevada’s comments. We actually get serious on this one. Tune in and learn something on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 95 Pete’s new plague

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Pete’s new plague, Dennis hanging with Axl Rose, Gooch and Dennis’s stories of almost getting arrested, the truth with Retard Joe, sex addict check list, how to judge a tight butthole, poop water, and many other tidbits on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 94 Punk Rock Bowling

Gooch, Pete, and Dennis discuss Gooch at punk rock bowling, bad tattoos, Huff and the Square ass, women faking orgasms, snake handlers, and other madness on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 93 Sophia Locke

Cam Girl Sophia Locke joins Gooch, Pete, and Dennis to discuss her cam girl lifestyle, getting hit with a 2x4, sleeping in her cage, Pete’s vagina, and much more on this week’s RTO.

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RTO 92 Gooch talks about getting engaged

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Gooch talks about getting engaged, Nigerian Tourist Video, Pete the blue tooth shit talker, more poop talk, Le Queef towelettes, pop rocks in a vagina, bad teeth will get you judged, and other random nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 91 Bad restaurant write-ups

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss bad restaurant write-ups, awkward places to poop, the Donald Sterling fiasco, and much more on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO Adam Ray

Gooch interviews comedian, actor, and podcast enthusiasts Adam Ray.

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RTO 90 Jay Ease’s hip-hop fiasco

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Jay Ease’s hip-hop fiasco, Pete in Beatty, farting in front your ladies, video gamers, tattooing ‘murder’ on your neck, girl hiding a gun in her vagina, and assorted madness on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO Mike Birbiglia

Gooch interviews comedian Mike Birbiglia. Risetooffend.com Facebook.com/risetooffend Twitter @risetooffend

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RTO 89 why the ‘F’ word shouldn’t be offensive

Why the ‘F’ word shouldn’t be offensive, getting drunk and saying things you don’t mean, Gooch’s new truck is broken, Dennis and Gooch try and do a new audio commercial together, why happiness kills art, irish boy getting his balls squeezed until he goes into cardiac arrest, egging homeless people, Mr. Poo, and other wackiness on this week’s Rise To Offend

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RTO 88 Pete going to jail

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Pete going to jail, Pete not knowing his own strength, James Franco, Peta and Jeffrey Dahmer’s house, jump rope in pee hole, meth lab registry, and other assorted nonsense.

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RTO 87 Gooch locking himself out of his hotel room

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Gooch locking himself out of his hotel room, Dennis in Hawaii, Pete’s frat buddies, Retard Joe conspiracies, plus sized woman in bikini, women faking orgasms, alcoholic stenographer, Hyena eats genitals, pooping in Florida courthouse, man shoots son, and much more insanity on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 86 Matt Markman filling in for Dennis

Gooch, Pete, and special fill-in guest comedian Matt Markman discuss urine drug test, Gooch and the best Sunday ever, Chastity balls, accidentally praying too hard, female security guards, women shouldn’t be speaking at Church, flashing nasty boobs, and other nonsense on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 85 St. Paddy’s Day weekend

This week Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss St. Paddy’s Day weekend, Pete taking on northern Nevada, transgender serial killer, KKK giving away candy, and much more dumb shit on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 84 Dennis partying with rock stars

Gooch, Huff, and Pete discuss Dennis partying with rock stars, Gooch losing his wallet, Pete not being allowed to bring Gooch around friends, teens getting “work done” before college, being too fat for prison, and other stupidity on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 83 What to do when a female tries to fist fight you

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss what to do when a female tries to fist fight you, Pete setting parental control on his phone to avoid seeing certain images, when metal bands go soft, Rise To Make Friends, Anti-Gay pastor in Harlem, and much much more insanity on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 82 Gooch’s battle against his HOA

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Gooch’s battle against his HOA, Denniis getting ready to fight a homeless guy, the biggest whore on earth, billboard in Kentucky, beard Transplants and so much more on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 81 Dennis making his brother shit in a Frisbee

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Dennis making his brother shit in a Frisbee, Gooch getting high all weekend, Gooch messing with his girlfriend, girl cuts tattoo out of her arm, facebook giving multiple options to specify your gender, Snake salvation, CGI in porn, and other random debauchery on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 80 Shawn Halpin

Comedian Shawn Halpin joins Gooch, Huff and Pete to discuss old people in the crowd, bird vomit soup, History behind valentines day, Guess that race, a game called cock hero, annoying our girlfriends, bill blocking illegal immigrants from using bathroom, crack pip vending machine, and so much more.

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RTO 79 Pete’s relationship status on Facebook

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Pete’s relationship status on Facebook, Gooch in Lake Tahoe, Battle raping rapping, masturbating at work, gynecologists, plus-sized princesses, ER tells anorexic to eat dinner, feminist porn, and other BS on this week’s Rise Ro Offend

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RTO 78 Making no money at with this podcast

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss making no money at with this podcast, Pete dining in the ghetto, Gooch not caring what the audience thinks, Mexican vigilantes, krokodil in the vagina, Gooch and the poopy bottom, blowjob for legos, battle raping and much more on this week’s Rise To Offend.

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RTO 77 Gooch getting in trouble at work

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Gooch getting in trouble at work, Gooch getting a bad deal on a truck, Dennis getting in trouble at work, Retard Joe's conspiracy theories, Richard Sherman's outburst, frat boys and their hazing rituals, tips for happy marriage, and much more hilarity in this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 76 adult stars Nicole Aniston, Chloe Amour, Cassie...

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete go on their very first on location broadcast from Club Paradise thanks to the fine Folks down at Strip LV magazine. It was loud beyond words, but we ended up talking to adult stars Nicole Aniston, Chloe Amour, Cassie Lane, and Caroline Ray. Tiffany Masters from Strip LV magazine sat in with us and so did comedian Sam Tripoli...

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RTO 75 Dennis's hatred for a former colleague

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Dennis's hatred for a former colleague, Pete and the bubblegum toothpaste, Pete the asshole athlete, More hatred from Dennis about the former colleague, Battle raping, and much more.

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RTO 74 Dennis getting ripped off

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Dennis getting ripped off, Gooch's New Year disaster, Gooch drunk in Arizona, offers for window tint at 1:00 AM, Guess that race, Bashir Vagina: Attorney at Law, Dennis at the movies, Legal pot, and other hijinks on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 73 Pete's new girlfriend

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Pete's new girlfriend, Gooch stepping on Huff's tow, Gooch getting $100 stuffed in his mouth, plastic surgeon Dad gave daughters new boobs, Doctors perform C-section on non-pregnant, Pepper Spice, marijuana pipe smuggled in private parts, Seattle drive-by masturbator, more battle rapping.

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RTO 72 Being in Strip LV magazine

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss being in Strip LV magazine, Gooch being a bad sports fan, Christmas Parties, Pete gets hit by an old man, guess that race, one armed domestic violence, the truth with Retard Joe, and other tom foolery on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 71 Sam Tripoli

Comedian Sam Tripoli joins Gooch, Dennis, and Pete to discuss Sam's love of tonging asses, Gooch's new braces, metal shows, Pat Robertson, Guess That Race and tons more.

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RTO 70 Dennis's drunk mom

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Dennis's drunk mom, Bocephus, Gooch's drunk dad, Toledo, the infamous Ghetto Barbeques, spraying genitals with pepper spray, and much more debauchery on the next Rise To Offend.

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RTO 69

Episode 69

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RTO 68 Lance Patrick

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete invite comedian Lance Patrick to the show. They discussed fucking Justin Bieber, Pete being the baddest man in town, wearing a cheeseburger as a sandal, and other random balderdash on this weekÕs Rise To Offend.

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RTO 67 Why Gooch hates doing comedy in Vegas

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss why Gooch hates doing comedy in Vegas, dating rituals in Kyrgyzstan, hip-hop being as important as computer science, cops making a man rap for his freedom, the RTO crew fails at battle rapping, and much more poppycock on this week's Rise To Offend.

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RTO 66

Episode 66

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RTO 65 Sarah Jane Woodall

Pete, Gooch, and Dennis welcome fetish model and freelance writer, Sarah Jane Woodall to the studio. We discuss fetishes, comedian Bobby Slayton, Andre Rison, bullying kids, and Cory Feldman getting diddled as a child along with other random randomness.

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RTO 64 Asshole kids at the pizzeria

Gooch. Dennis, and Pete discuss asshole kids at the pizzeria, Pete's date with a bible thumper, and Clever Joe and his insane conspiracy theories. It's a can't miss

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RTO 63 Gooch receiving a comment card

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Gooch receiving a comment card, penis shame, the forbidden wedding, Retard Joe's conspiracy theories, 'curvy' women, faceless dating apps, and other stupidity.

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RTO 62 Gooch's sprained ankle

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Gooch's sprained ankle, playing tag, Gooch peeing on the bed again, Dennis going to a funeral, krokodil, and other random nonsense.

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RTO 61 Mean girlfriends

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete talk about mean girlfriends, Dennis getting his back naired, grey vaginas, hip-hop DJ who loves Tranny's, smart chicks, and how gay people can't commit murder.

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RTO 60 Chicago

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Chicago, Gooch's voice range, small intestine attached to vaginas, porn in libraries, dumb people who were conned by sorcerers, and other assorted nonsense.

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RTO 59 Being mean

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss being mean, jizzing on feet, Pete's new theme song, using someone's smartphone to exact revenge, song parodies and more!! Listen you heathens!!!

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RTO 58 The 'R' word

Dennis, Pete, and Gooch discuss the 'R' word, Miley Cyrus at the VMA's, crackhead confessions, and debauchery.

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RTO 57 Checking the oil

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss checking the oil, having kids, Dennis being allergic to fun, exorcism with a penis, Dr. Phil, and other madcap hilarity.

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RTO 56 Paintballing

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss paintballing, stopping your internet service, bombing on stage, jizz filled vaginas, and other assorted idiocy.

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RTO 55 Shark week

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss shark week, Pete being a liar, getting caught jerking off, rhubarb lady, and other random nonsense.

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RTO 54 Accidental groping

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss accidental groping, kids at the movies, Pete went on a date, Barstow Toursim, orgasms over love, and many other assorted topics. Enjoy and share.

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RTO 53 Gooch's obsession with belittling Facebook bully's

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Gooch's obsession with belittling Facebook bully's, things Gooch saw at the adult store, the photo shoot RTO did with Radiant Inc., Rape in Dubai, Anthony Weiner, the Royal baby, and other assorted nonsense.

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RTO 52

Episode 52

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RTO 51 Skydiving with strippers

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss skydiving with strippers, Crispon Glover, 50 Cent being a father, offbeater, soccer fans in Brazil, and other assorted nonsense. We also have song parodies and wacky antics.

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RTO 50 Nasty looking porn stars

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss nasty looking porn stars, Jenna Haze and her dad, Farrah Abraham being a dumb whore, Pete's inability to be nasty, Song parodies, and more!!!!!

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RTO 49 Shawn Halpin

Dennis, Gooch, Pete, and special guest Shawn Halpin discuss Gooch meeting his girlfriend's EX, Pete being anti-porn, pornstar ruins porn for her dad, being fake retarded, and Paula Deen.

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RTO 48 Pete's failed attempt at a bit

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Pete's failed attempt at a bit, guy with 22 kids, dumb pornstars, wrestling, and other assorted nonsense.

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RTO 47 Punk rock bowling

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss punk rock bowling, facebook wars, Billy Idol, Ma$e Vs. Huff, and other assorted news.

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RTO 46 Bryan Moote

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete are joined comedian Bryan Moote in the studio. We discussed Gooch’s trip to Boise, Bryan’s extremely minor fling with Amy Schumar, and Taylor Swift’s #1 fan.

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RTO 45 Pete's vagina

Dennis, Pete, and Gooch discuss Pete's vagina, a sober Wild Child, Gooch stalling while driving a stick shift, Dennis almost fights Shock G, rapper turns down scholarship, women screaming game, and rich women hiring handicapped people to be a tour guide at Disneyland.

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RTO 44 Dennis's outburst

Gooch, Dennis, and Pete discuss Dennis's outburst, Gooch's facebook war, Gooch almost shitting his pants at Universal Studios, the Cleveland kidnappings, psychics being full of shit, and a fan letter welcoming Pete into the frey.

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RTO 43 Jason Collins

Dennis, Gooch, and Pete discuss Jason Collins, dumb + crazy skanks, Wild Child the meth queen, Katy Perry's parents, Danny Brown blowjob, and cheating pills.

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RTO 42 Expensive restaurants

Dennis and Gooch discuss expensive restaurants, Dennis as a kid, Brooke Candy, Ace of Base Nazi, Former Victoria Secret Model, Cartoon Porn, Tavon White, too fat to tan, and dick so good you gotta slap somebody.

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RTO 41 Gooch's Hawaiian Vacation

Gooch and Pete Spajic (filling in for Dennis) discuss Gooch's Hawaiian Vacation, Boston Marathon Bombing, conspiracy theorists, Pete dumping dog shit on a gypsy's front porch, banging the older women, racist teacher won't fondle black kids, app for Icelandic incest, and Heavy Metal depression.

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RTO 40 Dennis driving muscle cars

Dennis and Gooch discuss Dennis driving muscle cars, Gooch dealing with hecklers, poop in space, Macklemore, steroid infused ferrets, monkey whore, sex with someone you know is the best sex, bad boob job, Farrah Abraham, and instructional blowjob video.

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RTO 39 Customer service

Dennis and Gooch discuss customer service, Radinat Inc., Gooch is pussy whipped, April Fools pranks, man beats his girl with an X-Box, John Travolta, shitting on the street, craigslist, failed abortion, and Saudi Arabia.

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RTO 38 Matt Markman

Dennis couldn't make it, but Gooch and guest host Matt Markman discussed comedy in Vegas, working at a grocery store, the origin of the song parody war, guys trying to impress on a date, young guy cries on viral video after girl dumps him, divorced over small penis, guy who has no penis, kid gets fondled by Titans cheerleader, and crazy folks on the news.

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RTO 37 Handicapped plates

Dennis and Gooch discuss handicapped plates, turning straight women into lesbians, meeting facebook friends, men complaining more on Twitter, Blackberry is scary, Case Anthony, slipping kids sleeping pills, razor blades in dounuts, Hugo Chavez helped pick the new pope, pastor bangs a minor, and living to 150 years old.

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RTO 36 Clearing out the fridge

Dennis and Gooch discuss clearing out the fridge, shitting in an oven, no makeup day, Brittney Griner, Tranny MMA fighter, gun in vagina, making it rain, teen pregnancy shame, stealing sperm, EBT, girl bangs her brother, Miss Teen Delaware, and Yale students that take money for sex.

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RTO 35 Metal music singers

Dennis and Gooch discuss metal music singers, Dennis's kids asking 'what's a skank?', parenthood not equaling happiness, not telling your kids you do drugs, transgender 6 year old, 3 way on top of 2 corpses, lying to police, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, cocaine found in man's leg, bird poop Jesus, and twitter followers.

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RTO 34 Paintball

Dennis and Gooch discuss paintball, Gooch farting, Americans being unhappy, the swan, fake internet girlfriend, animal fuckers, vomit on a rapists, pissing on a gang member, and Justin Bieber murder plot.

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RTO 33 Our friend getting screwed over by his ex

Dennis and Gooch discuss they're friend getting screwed over by his ex, Gooch getting caught jerking off, man who threw semen, woman who threw tampon, Olympic wrestling, OJ is gay, 3-way gone wrong, don't call women cougars, and drone pilots.

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RTO 32 The beer can coming out of a vagina video

Dennis and Gooch discuss the beer can coming out of a vagina video, poison vagana, Jesus jizz, Jesus the security guard, Kris Jenner, tampon girl, eat poop guy, cat hair eater, and the poop knuckles.

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RTO 31 Gooch's weekend in Utah

Dennis and Gooch touch on Gooch's weekend in Utah, condoms, oxygen network, fat people, Spongeknob Square Nuts, frostbite on penis, semen breath mints, and imaging ideas for a fake radio station.

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RTO 30 Pete fills in for Dennis

Dennis couldn't make it so Gooch had his buddy Pete guest host. They discussed football rage, the Doe, dog rape, Tim Jasper, Klansman outfits in schools, teacher who did porn, crabs extinct, and sugar babies.

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RTO 29 Dating a girl a your best friend has slept with

Dennis and Gooch discuss dating a girl a your best friend has slept with, Piers Morgan vs. Alex Jones, revenge with poop, choked with dreadlocks, lingerie football league, and gay dudes in Africa.

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RTO 28 What we do to bring in the new year

Dennis and Gooch discuss what they do to bring in the new year, Gooch's angelic voice, Samuel L. Jackson and the 'N' word, Jamie Foxx and 'How black is that', Dennis and Gooch's retort with 'How white is that', paparazzi being killed, and biting off dicks.

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RTO 27 Pooping on a fiance

Dennis and Gooch discuss pooping on a fiance, south African exploits, Gooch at the Reverend Horton Heat show, America ranks 33rd in happiness, man lives in a tree, woman bangs student because he was persistent, 'All my baby's mommas', song parody war with 'Gangsta's Paradise' and 'Santaria'.

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RTO 26 Dennis on vicodin

Dennis and Gooch discuss Dennis on vicodin, Gooch at karaoke, chicks that need to get over themselves, Kid Scurry the comedic sensation, the cop who gave the homeless guy boots, drug dealing preacher, poopy Jesus tears, sex ed poen professors, and the mother + daughter porn duo.

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RTO 25 Changing locations

Dennis and Gooch discuss Dennis and Gooch discuss changing locations, Dennis's Root canal on his Birthday, Angus T. Jones, Guy pimping uses his hot daughter to sell cars, Demi Moore, using sex to get a job, and how big of a cunt Nicki Minaj is.

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RTO 24 Local churches

Dennis and Gooch discuss local churches, how Bleven needs pussy, fight over Twinkies, Walmart strikers, what people love, men less obsessed with sex, and crack heads.

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RTO 23 Lies women shouldn't tell their husbands

Dennis and Gooch discuss lies women shouldn't tell their husbands, election crazies, worthless youtube rappers, crazy church ladies, dusting, jenkum.

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RTO 22 The election

Dennis and Gooch discuss the election, google searches, lawnmower redneck, more redneck stuff, Dennis being an asshole to women, and the menstrual sandwich.

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RTO 21 Rubber Doll

Dennis and Gooch discuss Rubber Doll, Gooch's theme park gas, condom in a kid's mouth, Rod Stewart's coke habit, Justin Timberlake's wedding video, 60 year old Conan, and mudslinging ads.

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RTO 20 Gooch's dad

Dennis and Gooch discuss Gooch's dad, rednecks, white trash video blog, girl who gets gets hit after running her mouth, shorter basketball hoops for women, and more smear campaigns.

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RTO 19 heavy and drunk americans

Dennis and Gooch discuss heavy and drunk americans, girls that don't make the cut, illegal butt injections, uppercut hoodrat, Anti-Obama protest, more mud slinging.

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RTO 18 Dennis's anniversary

Dennis and Gooch discuss Dennis's anniversary, Gooch's gas station experience, Halloween sluts, funeral directors, roach eating contests, home shopping salesperson fainting, cheap chick, anti-Romney Supporter, and more mudslinging.

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RTO 17 The worse heckler Gooch has had to deal with

Dennis and Gooch discuss the worse heckler Gooch has had to deal with, The Rock Vegas Festival, Gooch screwing up his personal life thanks to this very show, Shephard Smith's handling of the live suicide on Foxnews, song parodies, and more mudslinging ads.

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RTO 16 Drunken behavior

Dennis and Gooch discuss drunken behavior, mudslinging ads, capitol punishment, and the new weird sex show on Discovery.

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RTO 15 Carrie Reichert

Dennis and Gooch discuss Carrie Reichert, dude jerking off onto random women, the guy who died because he crammed 10 LBS of bacon in his ass, infantilism, furries, balloon obsession, and Kris Jenner.

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RTO 14 Porn star variety show

Dennis and Gooch discuss porn star variety show, Courtney Stodden being denied, Jersey Shore paving the way for Honey Boo Boo, and the gathering of the Juggalos.

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RTO 13 Huff's toe

Dennis and Gooch discuss Huff's toe, Raider fans, Triple H Titties part 2, RNC and Hurricane Isaac, Crazy caller claiming to be GOD, Dennis and Gooch's run-ins with weird fans, and Prince Harry in Sin City.

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RTO 12 Gooch's mom overreacting

Dennis and Gooch discuss Gooch's mom overreacting, kids crying over Timothy Green, Tony Scott's Suicide, 36 HHH Titties, Mean Porn Producers part 2, semen is good for the ladies, Dennis catching crabs, Todd Akin, Paul Ryans, and another song parody war with CCR and AC/DC.

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RTO 11 Gooch's powerful stream

Dennis and Gooch discuss Gooch's powerful stream, being accidentally racist, butthole tattoos, 'Husband Calling' competition, Scared Straight, and being young and dumb ourselves.

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RTO 10 Running into old girlfriends

Dennis and Gooch discuss running into old girlfriends, murderous boyfriends, disgusting porn clips, Courtney Stodden, old rich guys with young hot women, Tourette's summer camp, and Chic-Fil-A. Enjoy!!

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RTO 09 Who won the song parody war

Dennis and Gooch discuss who won the song parody war, Ken Johnson blasting us with his song, solving the feces scandal, taking a dump during a drug test, Kristin Stewart Cheating Scandal, Kidnapping Celebs hidden camera show, Snoop Lion, and Dennis' Pee-Pee Dance.

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RTO 08 The shit covered employee bathroom

Dennis and Gooch talk about the shit covered employee bathroom, Dennis sabotaging Gooch's facebook, anti-gay lunatics, the Dark Knight Rises Massacre, Zimmerman on Hannity, and how Gooch sold out for a Flavor Flav.

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RTO 07 Vinnie Paul's House

Dennis and Gooch discuss Vinnie Paul's House, daughter giving mother a lap dance, Calvin pissing on families, Gooch quitting Home Depot, Extreme Parenting, and how Nigeria is a shithole!!

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RTO 06 Dennis winning employee of the month

Dennis and Gooch Discuss Dennis winning employee of the month, drunk Gooch, Dennis and his email agenda, Gooch's anger issues, Gooch is a biter, humiliated whores, and the world's heaviest woman.

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RTO 05

Episode 05

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RTO 04 Dennis' BBQ

Gooch and Huff discuss Dennis' BBQ, Jerry Sandusky, Cancer survivors, John Travolta, The Gay Agenda, and Kristen Stewart: Titless Freak

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RTO 03 The death of Rodney King

On episode #3 Gooch and Dennis discuss the death of Rodney King, octomom's porno, bullies, sibling rivalries, religious teachers, Kim Kardashian's success, and the zombie Apocalypse.

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RTO 02 The most romantic city in the USA

Dennis and Gooch discuss, most romantic city in the USA, The art of figging, Electric Daisy Carnival and our hatred for that music, music parodies, The Legend of Hondo, F Adam Kearny.

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RTO 01 The very first show

Episode 01

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